Javin

Javin is god in human form, except a little better. His followers are often referred to as Javinisters or Javsters.

Oh look, It's time to pray to Javin!

by ribbitbonker June 29, 2022

Dung Jiving

Dung Jiving is when two or more people are communicating and one person is operating under an assumption which causes them to misinterpret what the other person is saying. Dung Jiving sometimes causes an argument based on the false assumption. This can become very confusing especially when the persons assumption is something that cannot be disclosed either due to pride, arrogance or sworn secrecy. NOTE: this term only applies if the person's assumption is FALSE.

"Hey, wow, my brother is an idiot"

"Why? What'd he do this time?"

" That boy is a Dung Jiving FIEND"

by DjangoReinhardt January 15, 2013

Jaking

To cancel plans at the last minute.

"We were supposed to drink scotch tonight Christian. Are you seriously jaking out on us again?"

by JM2000 August 25, 2009

shucking and jiving

To sit around and bullshit with your coworkers instead of doing your assigned work; to slack off. Can be identified with the use of the term "oooooowwww ggggiiirrrrllll"

Tisha, Monica, and CiCi sat around the office shucking and jiving all afternoon after the boss left early.

by The Great POW October 4, 2006

Janing

The act of beginning an in-depth Star Trek monologue in the middle of a romantic moment.

Svetlana: "The only way I could get him to stop janing last night was to just kiss him again."

by c4ffe1ne_add1ct May 16, 2011

jehovah jiving jesus junkies

Another terminology for ya jesus believing godgobbers.Especially of (but not exclusive of)christian evangelicals, pentecostals, revivalist gatherings etc, and people who roll around the aisles and stages at one Benny Hinn's many fraudulent, hoax healing type shenanigans.
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !

We opened our front door and there was 2 white shirted blokes on the verandah. They immediately launched into... "Hello, we are from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, and we'd like to talk to you about......",,,,,,,,
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !

by Frosty Grego March 5, 2008

Jaking

verb-To violently cough while smoking a joint or using a bong.

Hey Dude,if you keeping jaking on us we'll going to skip ya next time!

by Window January 10, 2008