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Dirty Jarrod

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.
He left without saying anything.

Are you missing lunch meat?

Yeah, how did you know?

He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020
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jarrod alexander

one big planet head motherfucker who got one big ass eyebrow cant even put his shirt on he look like a ape simeon
head so big he cant walk forward cause his head will lean down
by getgangsta April 13, 2005
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jarrod spencer

Someone who has little to no standards. He will sleep with your mother, sister, daughter, friend, girlfriend, wife and that girl missing a tooth who hangs out at the corner of the bar. He has no self respect, thinks all is justifiable if alcohol is involved.
Don't be a Jarrod Spencer!
by KDC13 May 15, 2018
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Jarrod Slater

A very low person with an extremely small penis that can't accept the fact that nobody likes them. He is also the person that generally most people hate, no one likes Jarrod!
Jarrod Slater. the guy nobody likes
by the egyptian slayer October 26, 2020
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jarrod

a dude with an incredibly large dick and he wants small boys named daniel :P
that man is jarrod. man jarrod ur dick is huge
by shlongdingdongs November 27, 2011
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jarrodo

A jarrodo is where you have a mishap in any travel arrangements.Either of your own doing or things out of your control.It only relates to travel.
You get to the airport and you have left your passport at home.That's a jarrodo.
You arrive late and are asked what happened "I had a jarrodo".If more detail is required you can explain the situation,eg:- "I left my ticket behind and had to go back for it and then I had a flat tyre".No one wants to hear this,you just had a jarrodo.
"The train was delayed because of a signal failure" a jarrodo
by Mark R October 12, 2005
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Jarrod

A fucking idiot and a person with severe autism.
Be careful and don't become a Jarrod.
by Davenport here August 11, 2020
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