glaswegian jacuzzi

A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.

"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."

by Yerboidanny December 16, 2018

ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome

chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

by tommy stewdog January 7, 2019

Teapot jacuzzi

When a guy puts his balls in a tea pot and his lady friend blows through the snout. This creates a Jacuzzi effect on the balls.

My girlfriend gave me the most awesome teapot Jacuzzi while staying in koh lipe.

by Giovanni Girth October 2, 2017

Jacuzzing

Marinating in a relaxed state of mind ;Vibing on an uncontrollable level

Male 1:Wat the hell is that dude jus sittin there for.
Male 2: Hey get the hell up man ....over here jacuzzing and shit.
Male 1: Yeah get up....and get to work

by Bennet Bois February 20, 2010

Jacuzzi-flavoured

To feel like the feeling of sitting in a jacuzzi, i.e. to be comfortable, happy and/or half-naked. Also, the feeling of not being bothered whether you're engaged in a full-blooded debate or not talking at all.

1. "Ah yeah man.. This day's jacuzzi-flavoured. :)"
2. "I'm feeling jacuzzi-flavoured, tbh."
3. "Today in town man, i was tastin' jacuzzi"

by Phillis Up July 5, 2009

Hand Jacuzzi

When you are in the shower, and you cup your hand to the bottom of your bum. Then when your hand cup has been filled with shower water, fart into it and make bubbles like a jacuzzi.

I made a hand jacuzzi in the shower this morning when i farted into my hand that was cupped with water against my bum.

by Rat City February 13, 2010

Jacuzzi

When you are peeing in your wetsuit and you fart at the same time.

It's quite soothing; warm and bubbly just like a jacuzzi!

by GaucamoleShoes August 26, 2011