Definitions by Yerboidanny
glaswegian knocky
Much like a regular knocky, only you use specifically your erect penis for the knockout blow by slapping it across the receiver's jaw.
"Danny, mate, a jist gave some bird a knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
glaswegian knocky by Yerboidanny December 17, 2018
glaswegian jacuzzi
A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.
"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."
glaswegian jacuzzi by Yerboidanny December 16, 2018