Jan Metternich

An artist that has some popular songs like "Wrong", "Outta My Head" and more. Like seriously how is he not mainstream yet. His sound is melodic, catchy and bouncy.

Speaker: "They ain't got me thinking wrong I'm not a shoota"
Guy 1: "Yo what song is this it lowkey bops."
Guy 2:" Jan Metternich you never heard of him?"
Guy 1: "No..."

by Jack McRynn December 9, 2020

jan 28

Jan 28 means, you have to hug/slap someone with a J name

On Jan 28 I hugged a girl/boy with a J name

by Goku kitty January 4, 2020

Karl Jan

Foxy Flemish fighter pilot.

RPE: "That Karl Jan guy seems nice."
TL: "Super cool guy. Just like his brother, but take away the asshole factor."

by KRmd November 17, 2017

Jan-Rev

A man who is equivalent to the Maou-sama. Lele faction and Soul faction were his mortal quad enemies.

Hail great Jan-Rev

by Santol detector June 14, 2021

Jan Willem

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?

by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Jan-Rev

Maou-sama

You are Jan-Rev

by Santol detector June 8, 2021

jan mayen

A Norwegian island with only 18 residents. Their primary export is gravel. It's known among the Victoria II community as a 15 man country able to create the Empire of Polar Bears and make Scandinavia a part of the Empire as well.

19th century European Newspaper: In other news, Jan Mayen has reformed under the Polar Bear Empire and expresses their intentions to annex Scandinavia under the rule of polar bears. No European country has responded to their intentions, and instead are attempting to create a valid casus belli against Sweden for letting an insane country of 15 adult males become an independent nation run by bears.

by Baron_Von_Kroner August 14, 2014