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Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

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person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
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Jannes

a tall, green-eyed, overly active guy who has a hard time to relax and be by himself. He is obsessed with is bicycle and would like to marry it, if possible. He is a real gentleman and likes to read every wish from his favorite girl's eyes.
Hey, Jannes, Lächel Mal!
by honeycakehorse September 27, 2018
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Jannes

a green-eyed, big-brained, super creative bicycle-fanatic and black coffee-lover. Jannes is always there for his friends and up for activities at any time of the day (or night). He is a true gentleman and passionate lover.
That guy's great! He's such a Jannes!
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Jann Halexander

1.Singer Halexander was born in 1982 on September the 13rd, in Libreville (Gabon). His real name is Aurélien Makosso-Akendengue . From his beginnings in 2003 to nowadays, he has been performing in a typical style , inspired by cabaret. He sings about difference, passions, family, exile... mainly with his piano. He performed hundreds of times, and he is known as a showman for this, in France, Germany, Belgium, with songs that became standards : "Aucune Importance", "Papa, Mum", "Lost in Fort-de-France ". He even sings in English, as in "Brown Man ", " Father I am". His nickname in Africa is "the Gabonese Jacques Brel".
1. In March 2013, the singer Jann Halexander celebrated his ten years old career in a Parisian theatre
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janne

janne is a very cool person and is very fun to play videogames with.
janne is cool
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Janne

Janne is a really special person, she makes u happy with just one smile. You’re thinking you are looking at a goddess with blond hair and beautiful green eyes, but it’s just janne. Janne is the best.
- Who is that beautiful girl
• That is janne, she is the best
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penis janne
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