Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012

Jakiah

Jakiah is a loving, caring person. She’s the prettiest girl you’ll ever see. She has a pretty smile that knocks all the boys off there feet she has a big butt and all the girls hate on her all the boys want her. She can dance. She really cares about how she looks and what she has on. She is a loyal and great girlfriend.

Omg look at that Jakiah
That’s Jakiah she’s so pretty

by Anti~Social May 23, 2018

jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".

typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....

by Madmann October 10, 2005

jabahooela

i dildo found only in africa made of wood

(someone from africa) "that god damn jabahooela gsve me a splinter

by Edward Rieman March 19, 2005

Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV

When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.

by LAGTV Fan #1 November 3, 2012

jadiah

Jadiah is a beautiful and amazing black chick that will beat your ass. She is petty and rude only when she has to be

I love Jadiah she tells me the truth even if it hurts

Girl:THATS MY BEST FRENNNN
Boy:y’all dont fuck with her....she lit

by Sᴇxʏ.Sʜᴇᴇᴘ February 9, 2018

Jamahl

He’s the best friend anyone could ever ask for! He will always be there for you! He may talk abit too much but it’s no harm. Loyalty and Trust is his #1 priority! He puts his feelings aside for others and takes a lot on himself. Make sure you always make him feel wanted!

“Man I really want Jamahl to come to the party with me, he’d really like it!”

by WassaDood November 30, 2018