jonathan tease

Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo man that 13 year old looks hot!!
Person 2: Ew, jonathan tease !

by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020

jonathan sims

A character from a podcast called The Magnus Archives. He's Ace, and his boyfriend's name is Martin Blackwood. He is also the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute.

I want to be Jonathan Sims' best friend, tbh. He seems sweet

by Follower of Artemis June 16, 2022

Jonathan

Translated from the Swahili name Mandingo.

Damn. Jonathan is a beast.

by Clarence Ly July 10, 2012

Jonathan

full of darn CRAZY

hey girl you see that guy over there the one that said hes flawless hes got to be jonathan.

by deedlebeetle August 31, 2011

jonathan

kind of a player, but a total chick magnet. the one whom i love to death and pray that one day he'll want only me and and there will be no one for me to compete with. so hot and sexy and has the cutest smile:)...is so sweet and an amazing kisser.

me: the only person ill ever love is you

jonathan: ill love you forever and always<3

by ineverwannabethelastchoice<3 August 23, 2012

Jonathan

The best husband ever

I wish I was married to a Jonathan!

by Ashmere January 1, 2012

jonathan

I most known by his speed and awesome and cute looks and style.

He is a funny guy. A person who you cant stay mad at for long. He is a great boyfriend and is freaky. he is a good kisser.His friends have to be cool just like hem. HE has hell of hoes. He gets in trouble alot and u cant stop hem. Jonathan is a name god gives the parents to name their child.
if u have a Jonathan in your life you are lucky.

Jonathan is a name only god gives you

by captaincoolja December 4, 2017