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Hand Jacuzzi

When you are in the shower, and you cup your hand to the bottom of your bum. Then when your hand cup has been filled with shower water, fart into it and make bubbles like a jacuzzi.
I made a hand jacuzzi in the shower this morning when i farted into my hand that was cupped with water against my bum.
by Rat City February 13, 2010
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Jacuzzi

When you are peeing in your wetsuit and you fart at the same time.
It's quite soothing; warm and bubbly just like a jacuzzi!
by GaucamoleShoes August 26, 2011
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hazelnut jacuzzi

A hazelnut jacuzzi is when a girl or guy takes a gulp of hazelnut coffee and then performs oral sex while gargling the coffee.
the main example is when the female gargles on the males testicles while having hazelnut coffee in her mouth
last night my x girlfriend gave me a hazelnut jacuzzi, and then her current boyfriend walked in and threw up and then started cursing obscenely before he left
by mike sphynx July 29, 2010
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Jacuzzi bitch

Is a female who is skinny and you find in a hot tube who is full of foam from the last guy.
Dude you don’t want to marry her. She’s a jacuzzi bitch.
by Notajacuzzibitch May 15, 2021
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Unhappy Jacuzzi

The act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.
I was lonely last night my girlfriend decided to not smile and leave me with an unhappy jacuzzi.
by Hot Karl Patel August 11, 2010
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Bollock jacuzzi

When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .
Did you really get that whore to give you a bollock jacuzzi
by The king of ferry April 29, 2020
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Polish Jacuzzi

where you pour a shot of vodka into someone's asshole and they fart to make it bubble and you slurp it straight out of their bumhole
comrade 1: how did you get gonorrhea?
comrade 2: i did the polish jacuzzi with some bitch
by warlock of feet January 8, 2021
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