jabroski

A guy who is or was your bro/broski but did something to make him nosedive down your broski depth chart to the point where he still might be your bro/broski but you treat him like a jabroni and don't want shit all to do with him either permanently or temporarily because he might be a full on bitch and you don't want to deal with his bullshit.

A jabroski only gets few chances to work his way back up to broski status, unless the guy is keeping the jabroski in his back pocket because he's using him for something whether it be his money, alcohol, drugs, fame, connections, women, crib, ride or any other bullshit he arrogantly and selfishly deems useful to himself and wants to continue to take advantage of.

Example 1

Bro 1: Is he fuckin' serious bro?

Bro 2: I think he is bro.

Bro 3: Sup bro? Near beer's the shit kid.

Bro 1: Don't kid me bro. Walk away....I said walk away in the other direction. Nah don't look over here, I said no eye contact, keep walking jabroski. Go find ya balls.

Bro 2: You believe this fuckin' guy.

Bro 1: He ain't on our level bro, lets go find some quality girls that's DTF in the washroom over here. No grenades tonight aight bro?

Example 2

Some Dude on Twitter: But last week I was broski of the week Zack. What happened to us?

Zack Ryder: Yeah but this week you didn't buy the Zack Ryder t-shirt and like me on Facebook like I told you to jabroski. Now take care, spike your hair. Woo woo woo, you know it.

by The Mooski August 15, 2011

jaboner

to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it

man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers

by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009

Jabronie

A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.

A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.

Shut up Jabronie.

by RelapseSAE December 5, 2010

jobroni

A jobroni gets the job done, but the job is not usually considered desirable. In wrestling the job is making the other wrestler look good by losing. You can be good at being a jobroni. If no jobronis worked at McDonald's you would never get a Big Mac.

I had to wait in line for 10 minutes because the jobroni behind the counter took a break.

by Jobroni August 25, 2008

jebroni

A male who wears Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle. They spike their hair and act very preppy. The are douchebags most of the time.

Kid 1: Hey you see that guy

Kid 2: You mean Dave?

Kid 1: Yeah he wears to much A&F

Kid 2: Oh Yeah he is a jebroni, no doubt about it.

by John Stienman August 5, 2008

jaron

Jaron is very handsome, humble, and kind. Get yourself one especially when they are tall and have brown hair and eyes! They're one of a kind and so hot like a ice cream melting on a hot day.

Amber: Oh my god! Look! Jaron is coming!

Lilac: Shit, I'm sweating!
Amber: Act normal, you dumbass!
Jaron: hey girls *winks*
Amber & Lilac: *faints*

by Fiona McGee April 18, 2018

Crony Jabroni

noun
1. A person who claims to support socialism, while shilling for billionaire cronyarchs.
2. A dunce and/or hypocrite who attacks free-market capitalism, but defends crony capitalism.

This crony jabroni out here talking about why he hates capitalism in a Facebook post.

by DK_Able March 26, 2023