jankie

adj. 1. underhanded; insidious; shady 2. poor-quality; badly-made 3. sub-par; below standards or expectations

Originated out of epiphanous thin air among a group of suburban highschool dopehead intellectuals in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

"Dude, you ditched me last night to go play disc-golf--that is so jankie."

"That banana bread your grandma made is jankie as hell--does she have Alzheimer's or something?"

by Johnny D. Reglos October 27, 2004

jaanvee

A Awesome Unicorn/badass/Savage Unicorn.

Jaanvee is Awsome.
Jaanvee is really pretty.
Jaanvee is a baddass.

by Savage_Unicorn December 22, 2017

jaan pie

A jaan pie is a pie filled with an endless amount of love, warmth, and joy. When you eat a jaan pie, you can't help but feel like the luckiest person in the world to have tasted such a heart warming pie.

(The term 'jaan' that is used in jaan pie, literally means 'life' and is a term of endearment in South Asian cultures)

Roki, you're my jaan pie and I want to eat you right now! :3 <3

by thebeignet January 23, 2019

jaanun fidhaa

a maldivian term for “sacrificing teammates”.

Joshua : Skydoll! help me!

Skydoll : No! I’m leaving you behind to slow them down.
*Skydoll jaanun fidhaa-ed Joshua*

by SkiesyDoll September 6, 2020

Janakitti

Powerpoint god

Wow that was a great presentation, that guy's definitely a Janakitti

by kcshen27 June 13, 2021

Jank Hank

Male version of a jank skank. A dude lowering his standards to get free drugs. Always chasing a bag but never has his own. See definition of a scrub.

My back hurts from carrying these sorry entitled jank Hanks. Stop counting my pockets and put in work to have something in your own.

by $HurricaneBrittany90 May 3, 2022

crank jank winebottle

fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.

Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.

by shanikalex vern October 1, 2010