Jingle Jerk

A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.

"Man, here comes the Jingle Jerk, always selling that overpriced ice cream. Their jingle is so annoying! Get out of my neighborhood!"

by MclarenF1CMS July 28, 2009

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Gypsy jingle

When after masturbating 7 or 8 times in a row, a high, annoying whistle, to the tune of the ROCKY theme song, emits from a cock, followed by a strong stream of blood clots and urine.

This happened to Bono after he kissed a six year old orphan boy. After, he said "that, little orphan boy, is a Gypsy Jingle."

by wordMan44 February 21, 2011

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fuck jingler

A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.

Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!

Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.

by JakE May 21, 2007

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A standard of excellence defined by efficiency, logic and confidence. One must possess a critical mindset as well as an eye for attractiveness. Those who follow the Jing Standard are strong leaders, often intimidating those around them by instilling anxiety.

The prestige associated with the Jing Standard is highly superior, easily surpassing that of outdated systems.

Guy 1: Man, my boss is sooooo Jing Standard.

Guy 2: No wonder your company is doing so well.

by ikki May 9, 2013

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jingijangled

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time

IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

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Jingo-Jango

A tourist engaging in clumsy behavior. i.e. holding up lines, searching their pockets for bus tickets, walking into pedestrians, forgetting their meeting times.

Look at that Jingo-Jango over there walking around in the bicycle lane.

by FoxMission December 14, 2018

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