jism

something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.

damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!

if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass

by michelle216753421 May 12, 2007

jism platter

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.

Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

jism jewels

Classy alternate name for the male reproductive organs, or testes, that are located inside the scrotal sack, or ball-bag.

My swollen jism jewels emptied out a large volume of fuck froth via my cum cannon on to the face of my smiling wife

by Snert December 9, 2008

Jism Unicorn

Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.

Bill spends hours on his jism unicorn, but it looks ridiculous on him...

by Capturedbyrobots January 6, 2012

jdmism

Styles and fashion that are considered part of the JDM (Japanese Domestic Market). A noun, used in reference mainly to automotive parts originating in Japan.

Coined in 2010, by a former street drifter in Osaka.

JDMism has evolved from having a small US cult following to being a mainstream way of tuning.

by Kyoto February 12, 2014

JDIS80

A Roblox game developer this is a ok Roblox game dev

JDIS80 is a good game dev

by IDKBRP September 8, 2022

Jrism

Jrism is a philosophical and spiritual movement created by David Vogel Jr. It is based on the principles of chronic spedisism, which are the values of compassion, kindness, understanding, respect, and equality. It strives to create safe and inclusive communities that promote justice, truth, and understanding. The idea is that the best way to make the world a better place is by taking action in our own local communities. So, let's live by the values of Jrism and commit to taking action to create positive change!

You hear about the 9 Mongolian hamsters that knew jrism? They respect each other the way David Vogel jr intended to.

by Very jrism August 13, 2023