A god amongst men. An angel guiding us through a dark and gloomy night. A being of such intellect that he hath mastered geography, stuff, life, context, español and perhaps infinite others. A JackSucksAtLife is often seen with two bold and muscular guard dogs, flossy and Kong The great. Many JackSucksAtLife's have a deeply intimate relationship with an equally powerful entity known as "HiRickX", but little is known about this subject.
"I was watching a JackSucksAtLife video the other day. It was pretty good."
"Who's JackSucksAtLife?"
"Who's JackSucksAtLife?"
by EarPlugsForEars May 14, 2023

A well know youtuber who has done videos with Willne And insecure memeuloulous. He has also been exposed for doing inappropriate things to his dogs and he is also not allowed within 200m of any schools in the UK unless he’s in a car .This is why he got his Tesla to spy on the little children like mark feely. And has many names such as jack messy welch and JackSucksLittleGirls
by ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ May 20, 2020

He is a YouTube's he is very PREETY he plays kazoo he is a pro kazoo player and much better then memeulous
Jacksucksatlife is so preety
by DekuButTheFatVersion April 30, 2020

A n amazing YouTuber known for humping plant his 10+(I think) playbuttons and turning his gf into a traffic cone
by Lazarbeamfan6942 May 25, 2020

A youtuber known for having sex with his editor and his girlfriend. He also shoves kazooes down kids throats.
by JACKSUCKSATGGG September 16, 2022

A YouTuber who drives a Tesla, calls his editor sometimes, and uploads genuinely entertaining content. He is commonly know for owning the server Skycade (of which he recently resigned from), playing the kazoo, and his numerous channels, of which he tries to collect as many playbuttons as possible. He is also currently trying to get a channel that belongs to Mr. Beast to 1 Million subscribers, of which he will get 100,000 dollars if completed. His ideas also often get stolen by the infamous WillNE, and get uploaded on Will's second channel.
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John: Oh hey John, have you watched JackSucksAtLife?
John: Of course person who's name is also john, who hasn't?
John: Of course person who's name is also john, who hasn't?
by TheOneCMC September 23, 2020

by BALLS GYUCAUYGASSUKDFBYKCUDEBQ March 29, 2022
