Israel

To kick someone out of their property or steal their belongings.

I was 'israelled' out of my apartment.

by McAdrians November 3, 2023

Israeled

When one takes something that legally belongs to another, then the one that takes acts like it was theirs in the first place and plays the victim so you get punished.

Person 1: Yo man, I'm hungry.
Person 2: Have some tangerines!
Person 1: Thank you!
Person 1: *eats every single tangerine*
Person 2: Wait! Leave some for me!
Person 1: Person 2 is trying to take my tangerines!
Person 3: Person 2, do not steal his tangerines.
Person 2: No! I've been Israeled!

by HYPR0ver November 7, 2023

Israel

A type of monk or ordaned sprit.

Wow that bishop is such an Israel.

by Criff May 5, 2009

israeli fire hydrant

when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth

me and rachel made an Israeli Fire Hydrant last night that went 3 ft high

by fat wood magee April 26, 2010

israel

A game tight honey hittin, wig splittin,

neva quittin gangsta

Damn, israel really is gangsta!

by qwertynigga27 November 30, 2021

black israeli

(n) An alcoholic beverage containing only Kahlua and Sprite or Diet Sprite. The drink was invented during the 2nd Annual Circle Death 2003 in Wasilla, Alaska and was then described as being "a chocolate-citrus nightmare" and/or "The Whip Nasty!".

"A black israeli would sure hit the spot right now."

by Dr. SlippyFIST July 23, 2006

Israeling

Falsely claiming ownership and assuming a victim role for something that isn't rightfully yours.

I swear mother, he's israeling, the t-shirt is mine!

by Jeremyfisher445 November 4, 2023