iPhonic

One who engages in regular use with the Apple iPhone. An iPhonic is far superior to those who have regular cellular devices.

Mel: I really want an iPhone.
Andy: You won't become an iPhonic, you're scared.
Mel: Yes. Yes, I am.

by bradleyfrank June 19, 2010

iphoneitis

The Sharp pain you get from your index finger to you thumb, from holding and or useing your iphone or ipod to long.

Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand

by BlondePinkandFabulous April 21, 2010

iphone

A mutant cross-breed of an ipod and a phone

ipod + phone = iphone

by Jersey Kid February 24, 2008

IPhone

A Cellphone, MP3 player and GPS locator in one, highly over priced and over hyped. Which attracts all the apple fan boy fags that are willing to pay out the ass for that stupid little apple logo on their cell phone or new computer. Which Macs by the way are not high performance gaming machines, so if you are planning to buy a mac for gaming you are a n00b.

Apple Fag: Wow, I just paid $400 for an Iphone, aint it awesome?
Non Apple Fag: I only paid $30 after $50 mail in rebate and I got a Sprint PDA phone with internet browser and GPS, and MP3 player like yours using an SD slot, but I can also take and send pictures which yours cant. You got ripped off man. Apple is crapple.

by forwardbias June 22, 2009

iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

IPhone

A device which lets you watch porn while taking a shit.

Man, IPhones are such amazing devices.

by Hetzer88888 June 16, 2018

iPhone

The best and most well none phone brand ever created. Loved by many smart and intelligent people. BEST EVER PHONESSSS!

“What phone do you have?”

“I have IPhone 12 plus”

“SAME!”

by Da definishanz November 13, 2020