instapong

A fart that stinks the second it comes out of your anus.

Friend: ew, what stinks?
You: woah! Sorry man, I did an instapong!
Friend: gross!

by old fruit May 4, 2019

Instapreneur

Someone who comes up with a lot of entrepreneurial ideas for new Instagram accounts.

Sis: "How many Instagram accounts do you have?"
Bro: "More than seven. I keep coming up with great reasons to make another account. I guess I'm an Instapreneur."

by Licensed_Nerd October 9, 2020

Instaporn

Instagram porn… basically.

Person A: “hey bro, did you hear that you can’t find any instaporn now?”

Person B: “damn, that’s rough buddy

by Sheepish August 16, 2022

Instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia

an irrational fear of receiving an Instagram notification while baking a wooden spoon in a toaster.

Her instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia was so specific, yet the thought alone was enough to make her anxious whenever her phone buzzed in the kitchen.

by Phobia guy October 27, 2024