Instant Pussy

it is the same as a booty call

I'm going to call sarah for some instant pussy

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

AOL Instant Messenger

A horrid program that people are forced to use in order to communicate on the internet due to the fact all others are worse. Filled with many bugs and errors people have to deal with in order to talk to multiple friends without the use of a telephone. No one likes it, but it's at least better than the alternatives. Also see aim.

TheTrueOvermind: Hi
Wonder Kirby: Hey
TheTrueOvermind has signed off.
TheTrueOvermind had logged on.
Wonder Kirby: ???
TheTrueOvermind: Sorry AIM crashed again.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, sucks doesn't it?
TheTrueOvermind: I wish there was something better, too bad this is the best.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, even Gaim sucks.
TheTrueOvermind signed off.
Wonder Kirby signed off.
AOL Instant Messenger signed off.

by BackToNormal December 19, 2004

instant karma

Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!

Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.

by cat-on-mars.net December 28, 2003

instant gratification

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

Instant Ricky

1. Like a Hot Karl, but faster.

2. An "Instant Ricky" requires 2 People. One person lays on their back and sticks their butt in the air. A second person stuffs the contents of an instant soup packet (hence instant) and mixes it, followed by the second person drinking the mixture of soup and feces.

- Hey, dude, pick up some instant soup packets. We're gonna have some fun at my place tonite.

- Eww... have you heard about an "Instant Ricky"? It's disgusting. I wanna try it.

by Pilotgeek June 27, 2008

Instant Froogdum

(n) When a penis becomes uncontrollable.

I had instant froogdum. That's how that old lady got pregnant.

by oobershneiden November 29, 2003

Instant wet

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.

He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.

by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019