Instahoarder

Someone who hoards Instagram accounts. Usually unfinished projects or exercise their different personalities..

"How many accounts do you have, punk?"
"Haha I dunno,
10 at least...
Wanna follow all 10?!
They are all separate projects which I meant to finish at some point, lol"... "Pls follow"
"You Instahoarder!"

by hybred August 21, 2020

instatious

Secret; private; classified; confidential

Used as a predicate nominative

Person 1: “Promise me you’ll keep it instatious.”
Person 2: “I promise. I won’t tell anyone.”

by Nasima June 27, 2021

instahutional

Instahutional is the word for instagram addicts. It simply means, "this is such a historical pic!"
(in-sta-hyou-shi-nal)

"OMG. THAT IS SO INSTAHUTIONAL!"

by Hamburger <: August 27, 2021

instatwit

Of or related to a person who vacates the real world and is so enthralled in the virtual worlds of social networks, such as Instagram and Twitter, that human decency is replaced with crude ignorance and absence of reality.

Since joining Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, we never see Tom! Worse, h e’s become an Instatwit online!

by rbrice June 29, 2022

Instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia

an irrational fear of receiving an Instagram notification while baking a wooden spoon in a toaster.

Her instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia was so specific, yet the thought alone was enough to make her anxious whenever her phone buzzed in the kitchen.

by Phobia guy October 27, 2024

Instatute

A modern woman who turned Instagram into her résumé and OnlyFans into her retirement plan. She believes she's the prize because 4,000 dudes left thirsty emojis — yet she can’t hold a conversation, a relationship, or a job longer than three months.

"She’s got 12K followers, a link in bio, and a ‘no broke men’ rule. Sis is an Instatute!"

by shores June 29, 2025