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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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insurrection

Star Trek: Insurrection - the movie that ended the franchise. The biggest disappointment in Star Trek history. Turned away all the fans that still believed after Star Trek: First Contact. After this, nobody even bothered with Star Trek: Nemesis.
Star Trek: Insurrection, was even a bigger disappointment than the Star Wars prequels.
by Robert Shawn January 7, 2004
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insurrection

a kick ass band that will rock your fucking socks off. yeah. thats right.
dude, insurrection fucking kicked last night.
by Mike Samuels (not really) April 8, 2005
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Tiddy Inspection Day

The sister day of Penis Inspection Day where licensed Tiddy Inspectors are required to have every tiddy they find thoroughly inspected. No one is exempt from a tiddy inspection during this day.
“Citizens, Tiddy Inspection Day is in effect. You are legally required to whip em out. Please report to the nearest Tiddy Inspector in your area immediately.”
by 43-034 April 12, 2021
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interection

as joe met sally he had an interection
by shibby15 September 1, 2005
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Schrodinger's insurrectionist

Someone who decides how much he/she wants to use violence and tear apart government and society solely based on the consequences that come to them personally when others react to their actions, particularly in relation to the insurrectionists who stormed the US Capitol building on January 6, 2021, openly bragged about their participation and pride in their actions in online forums and social media, and then declared that they "regret" their actions after being arrested. It could apply to anyone who wants to cause chaos and tear apart or upend society for any reason but declares a sudden complete reversal upon realizing that others are not in favor of it and that there will be personal consequences for them. The implication is that the consequences and disapproval of others are the main/only reason for their stated regret or the reversal of their position. Related words: Schrodinger's asshole, Schrodinger's idiot
Newscaster: The man, one of many who stormed the Capitol building during the riots on January 6th, has been fired from his job and, if convicted, faces at least ten years in prison. His wife has declined to comment and has stated that she is filing for divorce. The man will be pleading "not guilty" and says that he "regrets" his actions that day. He insists that he did not actually enter the building itself, although he did post a video on Facebook last week of himself standing under the rotunda, screaming, "I have no regrets!" (shows video)
Viewer: Wow. Talk about Schrodinger's insurrectionist!
by dictionaryenchantress February 9, 2021
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Insurection

An erection that must be dealt with to insure against premature ejaculation at a later juncture.
Chuck: Dude, so how was the big night with Heidi?'
Randy: Man she was looking so hot in that miniskirt I had to put down an insurection in the wash rooms before we even left the restaurant.

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by soft rock moment January 24, 2011
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