Investigative Turn

The act of making a choice that leads one to a place they didn't expect. Frequently associated with driving, similar to "getting lost", but without the negative connotation.

We would have been here sooner, but Nicky made an investigative turn.

by lapetitemere August 13, 2011

Bit investigator

Some one who is investigating the viability of bit coins and other crypto currency's. A person with a general interest

Maitland the Bit investigator believes Cyrpto messages may be more interesting.

by RMEasshole November 5, 2013

Private Investigator

A stalker with a business license.

Suspicious man: "That private investigator is always watching me so i dont cheat"

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 April 8, 2019

Discord Bureau of Investigation

Discord Bureau of Investigation: a Discord agency.

Darn, the Discord Bureau of Investigation busted me on Discord.

by DiscordBureauofInvestigation July 7, 2022

crime scene investigation

The act of rumaging around in a female's trash for evidence that she is on her period.

I took a shit in this girls appartment last night. After a little crime scene investigation, I decided to bolt.

by Double D Nice August 17, 2009

anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

investiHATE

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.

I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing

by A. Neal January 24, 2008