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infuckingcredible

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have
by Craig April 16, 2003
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Yeast Infection

A condition that affects women when they sit on muffins with no underwear on. It can also happen if you fuck the 'Pillsbury Dough boy'
My girlfriend keeps getting 'yeast infections', she need to stop her muffin fetish before I find a Smurf's village between her legs.
by ohnoudidntgothere June 19, 2010
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One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.
"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"
by EdanP February 4, 2013
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bread infection

everything that is wrong with Urban Dictionary. This is the type of editor who spends every minute of his day polluting this site with "words" like wnuczek, yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy, and yonkydonkey . He is completely illiterate (see his definition of author). He currently has 189 definitions... And those are just the ones that were approved (most likely by himself). Basically, author bread infection is the perfect example of fail in Urban Dictionary.
Naive Kid: "snoopet!"
You: "WTF"
Naive Kid: "It means fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay!"
You: "No, it means you fail to realize that Urban Dictionary is a free dictionary that anyone can add to: which means retard users like bread infection infect the site with bullshit, and it stays there forever, because it takes too much effort for editors to delete each definition. If Urban Dictionary had a way to ban him and delete all his defs in one fell swoop, nothing of value would be lost."
by pseudoanonymous August 22, 2009
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government created killer nanorobot infection

a serious epidemic which is now known as GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection)

Can be spotted by the little red marks all over their bodies resembling freckles.
Those poor people who were involved in the outbreak of GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection) will never be the same.
by Edward Lavender June 21, 2007
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Indicktion

When the dick of an obese man is engulfed and hidden by the fat surrounding his pelvic area.
I gained so much weight over the holidays, I suffered from a bad case of indicktion, my girl could not find my dick.
by Frank Palace January 6, 2012
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infustion

A powerfully dank, sour-smelling flatulence that one spreads throughout a populated space.

A mix between the words "infusion" and "fust".
Man, Heather really cleared out the office with her post-burrito lunch infustion.
by McFatty February 7, 2013
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