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Impostraphie

When you can’t think of the word apostrophe, you come up with Impostraphie. Sometimes referencing the game among us.
Are you the Impostraphie?” “Do you use a Impostraphie in this sentence?”
by Belladdpostraogir December 6, 2021
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Important story

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this

Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇

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Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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Importanter

Something that is more important
The World Cup is more importanter than the European championship.
by Importanter November 29, 2022
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important announcement

if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this
"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"
by dedededededededededhidude June 21, 2023
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Important

That's a relative term.
Hym "I think my level of importance is perfectly consistent with my sense of self thanks but what constitutes 'important' is subjective, so, if you want me to quantity it for you I can do that too. How many kids die if you leave me here to die (and explicitly for that reason? I am EXACTLY that important. Whatever level of important you escribe to that X variable... Is my EXACT level of importance. I have changed the course of the future and you are trying to steal that from me. You tried to impose schizophrenia on the greatest mind who has ever lived. My level of humility if perfect consistent with my level of attainment... Is yours?"
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Important

Only because I need to be.
Hym "Yeah, it's not a good thing, chief... If I'm not important I just drown in my own skull and get my shit stolen so... I don't know what to tell ya..." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam February 6, 2025
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