humping the cube

To engage in a unique or experimental form of masturbation.

"What's wrong with Jon?"

"He was humping the cube last night and his mom walked in. He won't cop to the details."

"Was he using something of hers?"

"I don't think so but he says he can't look her or his dad in the eyes."

"Too bad, that's messed up."

by rantnrave May 9, 2011

Humping the Bird

“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.

EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”

by Ms. Mode July 6, 2018

Humping Hose

A term used referring to the action of dragging fire hose off the back of the truck (hosebed) or back to it after a fire.

We were out humping hose for hours to get the hosebed looking neat for the parade

by kyle5112 February 20, 2020

facebook humping

when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.

"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."

"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"

by Hchamp June 19, 2007

Humming

Something with an extremely strong smell. Can be used in positive and negative manor!

Used in Ballymena northern ireland

"Lad your cane is humming!" Or " wow that grass smells humming!"

by weweeben June 13, 2018

Hummingbird Jerk

1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.

The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")

a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."

by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 23, 2005

Humping a two boy

A camp term, it refers to lifting and carrying two person bunks on your back. In order to do so you must tip the cot and balance it one your back. Then your carry it to a. another site. or b. the designated cot area.

On tent crews we were humping a two boy

by SBSTAFF2010-TNCRTB August 8, 2010