A reference to the crotch of British actor Tom Hiddleston, also used as a vague unit of measurement to describe something abnormally large, or enormous.
I got such a large lady boner while watching Loki in The Avengers; it was like the hiddlescrotch of lady boners!
by Alexa D August 11, 2012
Get the Hiddlescrotch mug.Referring to that pant monster known as Tom Hiddleston's penis. Also known as Mjolner. Once one has caught an unmistakable glimpse of the Hiddlesconda (particularly prevalent in the movie Thor), it is a mathematical impossibility that one can stop staring at it.
"I went on the Internet and looked up Hiddlesconda."
"Now you see why I will remain a sniveling virgin fangirl for the rest of my physical existence!"
"Now you see why I will remain a sniveling virgin fangirl for the rest of my physical existence!"
by Hiddlesbatch Bitch January 27, 2014
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Any video involving Tom Hiddleston being incredibly charming and thus giving the viewer the feeling of sexual arousal.
by doesntmatterwhichwayyougo May 28, 2013
Get the Hiddlesporn mug.The loneliness and isolation felt when you’re unable to express an emotion, feeling, or secret to others - due to circumstance, trauma, or fear that your feelings will be a burden to the people you love.
by CoconutCreamer February 8, 2022
Get the Hiddled mug.a hiddleboner is something that one gets after seeing an extremely hot picture, video or gif of tom hiddleston. it usually comes with screaming and ovaries exploding, especially from those hiddlestoners on tumblr with blogs dedicated solely to tom.
person a: oh my goodness, did you see that gif of tom laughing? that gave me a huge hiddleboner.
person b: ugh, yeah, i saw that ages ago. it's from the youtube video of him titled 'eheheheh'? gosh. get up to date on hides, please.
person b: ugh, yeah, i saw that ages ago. it's from the youtube video of him titled 'eheheheh'? gosh. get up to date on hides, please.
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The couple of sharp cheek bones, impeccable manners, politeness, hot british men, and sexy voices. Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch.
Their immediate foil is Sherloki
Their immediate foil is Sherloki
God, you think they polish their cheekbones together? What am I talking about it, Hiddlesbatch, of course they do.
by CJ123456 October 22, 2013
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