haute noir

Noir culture designed for the refined classes that is comprised of architectural pieces and other immutable objects that comprise a tableau; contrasted with "low noir" items such as pulp fiction novels and other disposable consumer-oriented items.

High church cathedrals are a predecessor to haute noir as they are immutable pieces of gothic architecture designed for the Catholic church.

by tomorrowtomorrow September 21, 2016

Hotel Hair

The either flat, static-y, greasy, thin, or just downright disgusting hair that results when you forgot your shampoo/conditioner at home and are forced to use the terrible crap that hotels call 'complimentary shampoo'.

"OH NO! I forgot my shampoo! I have to use this no-name crap! I wanted to look good tonight, but now I'm going to have Hotel Hair."


"Did you forget your shampoo?"
"Yeah, how could you tell?"
"You've got horrible Hotel Hair."

by Oceanwavee* February 21, 2009

hotel kali

the girl that makes out with every black guy at the party

"I saw Hotel Kali last night, she made out with 6 different black men in one night!"

by armeniangoddess April 30, 2010

Haute Pussy

Girls who are really plain but look hot because of their clothes, sense of fashion. You see these girls every where. In the mall, at parties, at school. They hang around with other haute girls and collectively look hot. Some of them have really beautiful girl friends and look hotter in their company. The have an active social life, they're rich and wear clothes straight out of a fashion catalog. Men are attracted to them but they're never sure why. Confused guys hit on them, then back off, then hit on them again. In bed, these girls look best clothed. So happy dry sex.

Sam: Wow! Those girls are strangely attractive.
Mike: Damn Haute Pussy!

Sam: I think I should ask her out.
Mike: Why??!!
Sam: Not sure. I guess she looks kinda hot in that dress.
Mike: Yeah. She's just haute pussy.

by samsaran May 15, 2013

hotel takeover

A swinger event that usually involves a group of swingers renting out a floor or a whole hotel for swinger events.

Dude, did you see that couple I banged at the last hotel takeover? They were hott.

by swingercoupleinma September 22, 2018

hontent

content from Harry Styles or Harry Styles content

“Hey did you see that new picture of Harry Styles?” “Yeah! That was some great hontent!”

by hrrystyles September 19, 2019

Take her to a hotel

Used to say you'd have intercourse with a lady, usually 'easy-going' ones, as you don't take them home.

"Man, you know Amy? I'd take her to a hotel, no problem"

by Skii117 February 16, 2009