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California hotpocket

when a man shits in a pussy and fucks it out.
by Eli R. May 21, 2008
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Toledo Hotpipe

A Toledo hot pipe is when you are receiving oral sex and you tightly grasp the hair on the "givers" head force your cock down their throat and cum, only to quickly pull out and shove their face in your ass for a nasty fart.
Jimmie: "C'mon sweetie why are you mad at me?"

Jenny: "I told you I would swallow but that Toledo Hotpipe was uncalled for, you are a real jerk"

Jimmie: "Bitch"
by Ralph Munch January 16, 2010
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Playing Hospice

v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".
"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."
by Hospice Player May 6, 2009
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Scandinavian Hotpocket

the sexual act of pooping into a vagina.
"Dude i was so drunk last night that i gave that girl ive been trying to talk to a 'Scandinavian Hotpocket', do you think she'll forgive me ?"
by Brett Bliss April 14, 2010
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alabamian hotpocket

The act of shitting into a girl's vagina, and eating it back out
Bro #1: "yo I just broke up wit my girl cuz she wanted me to give her an Alabamian Hotpocket"
Bro #2: "shit sucks bro"
by DCI_Guy July 14, 2017
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Kentucky Hotpocket

When a man sh*ts inside a womens vagina, then goes to pound town.
Dan and his wife tried the Kentucky Hotpocket last night.
by Blondy6913 October 1, 2018
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Hillbilly Hotpocket

The act of spitting tobacco juices and tobacco grounds into a vagina and eating said hotpocket and fucking thouroughly.
Earl"I gave that girl a hillbilly hotpocket...skoal wintergreen is the best for doing such"
by LROY13 and KAR22 April 15, 2010
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