Definitions by DCI_Guy

alabamian hotpocket 

The act of shitting into a girl's vagina, and eating it back out

Bro #1: "yo I just broke up wit my girl cuz she wanted me to give her an Alabamian Hotpocket"
Bro #2: "shit sucks bro"

alabamian hotpocket by DCI_Guy July 14, 2017