Hot Rod Garage

Hot Rod Garage is a famous term used to describe the Vagina of a “taken” women who leaves men believing they have a chance at sleeping with her by either:

1. Appearing single to society, male friends or men in particular, But seems to be the only one clueless as to how.
Or
2. Completely disregards her counterpart in the company of men or on social platforms, making others believe they’re on the market.

“My girlfriend Lexi has uses every social media but there’s zero posts about me!! And she never up the guys she’s friends with or even acquainted with”

“Sorry bro she has a Hot Rod Garage. If she keeps you separate and never brings you up around her guy friends than obviously she’s thinking of another mans Dick”

by H03S-aint-L0ya1 July 21, 2019

hot rod gasket

A condom.

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart June 9, 2016

Hot Rod

Sticking a rod in the fire then plunging it feeling her vagina and let her pussy juice Cool it down

I can't wait to hot rod Julia and her roast beef vag

by Hotrodatron April 24, 2017

Hot Rod

A modified car often based on a 30s-50s Chevrolet or Ford (mostly Ford) that is modified with characteristic visual upgrades (wide tires, exhaust pipes etc)

I was riding in a hot rod with Billy last night.

by MrOverboost August 12, 2016

Hot Rod

When a person eats a spicy pepper and proceeds to suck another person's dick. The penis reacts with the peppers, making it red and blistered, hence the name hot rod

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a surprise Hot Rod, I forgot she ate hot wings that night.

by *DEAD*TheHiddenOne March 19, 2017

Hot rod

Getting your leg peed on in the shower

Teresa loves a warm hot rod in the shower. Was it accidental? Probably not.

Hot rod = peeing on someone's leg, hopefully in the shower

by Rageagainstthemeat September 30, 2020

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024