by lauren p! May 7, 2008
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"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
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"So, what you and Tonks do last night, Raiden?"
"Got some Hot Pockets, if you know what I mean."
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by nymphy the kitten October 18, 2013
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Get the Sausage Filled Hot Pocket mug."Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."
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