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seattle grace hospital

-if i ever have any sort of medical issue i want to go to seattle grace hospital
-i sometimes find myself hoping for a brain tumor just i can go to seattle grace hospital and have mcdreamy for my doctor
by shouvley July 2, 2006
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hospital

a torture chamber that in the ends make you all better.
while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.
by Airplane Junky November 5, 2012
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hospice

death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness
Granny's family was eager for her large inheritance. Granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.
by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009
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hospital

Where sick people live and doctors work.
Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
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hospital

A big building with patients.
"These people must be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
by spiff328 December 30, 2008
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Melanated Owned Hospital

Melanated hospitals Are numerous hospitals in all 50 states that are owned and operated by melanated brown people who are misnomered as black and are making sure that all brown people in general are getting their voices heard and not ignored with doctors who care about they're patients physical and mental wellness.
Melanated owned hospitals take a different approach unlike other hospitals who put profits over people, melanated owned hospitals are putting people over profits where every life matter's, no life is worth a pricetag, we the people always come first.
by Desert flower June 16, 2023
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hospice'em

The act of drugging a loved one to death, "Legally". The physcian will prescribe home hospice for your loved one after hearing they are in pain, and about to die. The private matter is also a great chance to kill your loved one. The drug induced death is usually the first night of the Morphine order from the doctor.
What the hospice'em Maryann syndrome is:

What you said: I promise to love you till death.
What I meant: I'll let you live until I'm done with you.

The story: He struggled with so much pain, then he died so suddenly.
The real story: He struggled with me while I was killing him, now that pain has died.
by ptacdr January 4, 2007
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