hoot

The sound of the fart that a man makes after he has taken it too many times in the ass

When Mr. Shaulis got back from jail he hooted constantly.

by Seventh March 28, 2007

Hoot

Hot, sexy, bangin. From the Latin origin meaning: Ho - your mom, and Ot - really good looking (or something of the sort).

"Gabby, you're so fine, you're HOOT!"
"I'm kind of embarassed to say this, but I think you're really hoot."

by Kaity Mo December 14, 2008

hoot

poor quality marijuana

Thats not chronic bro, thats hoot shit

by Rachael Kavaganaughanaughv January 17, 2005

Hoot

nickname for someone who looks like an owl

Andrew makes a really good Hoot.

by redrobot September 19, 2005

Hoot

A blow job. Fellatio.

Dude, I totally just gave that guy a Hoot for crack.

by Krissee July 18, 2007

hoot

An offensive term used to describe someone that makes a general statement. Very grave and offensive.

(sarcasm) hahahaha....your a hoot

by chrisinstl August 28, 2007

Hoot

Slang term for a female bosom.

Oh man roger, check out that side hoot.

by French Plotchman November 16, 2010