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bull hooking

While the woman is giving a man head the man sticks his index finger in one nostril and his middle finger in the other nostril of the woman and pulls down trying to gag the woman with his dick.The woman will make mooing and grunting sounds like a bull as she is trying to pull away.
Last night I was bull hooking a fat hiefer while she was sucking my dick!
by Lance Rooten Tooten December 27, 2008
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hooking

when you're trying to pick up a person, putting in groundwork
-hey sarah!
-go away, i'm hooking johno!!!
by Nikki Sasquatch April 19, 2009
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cock hooking nose

Also called a "cock hooker". One of those big ugly noses with a bump on the bridge. Much like a "witch" nose. They look like they are used to hook cocks into the mouth. They hook the cocks by using a head-swooping action then quickly gobble up that cock.
Stay away from Beth! She has a cock hooking nose!!
by antireligiouszombies June 19, 2010
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Hooking

A sexual act in which a Pirate or an Pirate Actor shoves an anal hook attached to his or her hand inside a woman's vagina or anus
Long John Silver was hooking Mary Jane in the newest Pirate Porn
by PirateLoverBowzer February 3, 2012
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hookling

That hooker, shaniqua shouldn't be walkin around with her lil' hookling looking for work
by Danny Bailey April 5, 2007
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Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate
by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014
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granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50
by Fit bitch September 4, 2017
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