Premature Homesickness

Being homesick before you actually leave home. May include a stomach ache, curling up in a ball, crying, lack of sex drive, over dramatic music being listened to, as well as other homesick behaviors.

Susie was suffering some major premature homesickness so I decided to just curl up with her for the night rather than push for us to have sex.

by maddie_1213 February 20, 2011

Homesick Eskimo

someone who rides with the car windows down when it's thirty degrees outside.

My friend got in my car and rolled down the window. I screamed," HOMESICK ESKIMO"!!!!!!!!!!!!! because it was in the dead of winter.

by PowersCast November 7, 2010

Homestucks

Homestucks are people associated with the secret sociaty founded under thier appreciation to thier "lord's" webcomic Homestuck. They are usually identified wearing candy-corn colored horns and wearing grey paint, they usually have black shirts identifying with a zodiac sign. They tend to get irritated if you mention the gigapause to them. This was an event that ravaged thier lifestyle and killed millions of expectant fans, this made them doubt thier savior and turn to things like Dangan Ronpa and OFF. Thier "lord" identifies himself as Lord Hussie and has a strong passion for horses and shitty Nic Cage movies. If you see a Homestuck, do not approach.
I repeat, DO NOT APPROACH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!
They will brainwash you into thier cult.

EXAMPLE: The Homestucks went to the convention and ruined it for everyone else.

by John Egbert, Lover of Nic. September 4, 2014

homostick

A stick (often wooden) or other phallic object which is inserted into the anus of a homosexual male for sexual pleasure.

"the stick that Kraemer uses when bored and alone"

by Art Handtruck October 16, 2003

subteranean homesick jews

A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan

Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Hoestruck

Falling in love with a hoe while being completely oblivious to the fact that she is a hoe despite anyone telling you she is a hoe.

"Mark is so hoestruck, we haven't talked in weeks because I tried to tell him she is a hoe"

by Swegbot October 2, 2017

homestump

A close friend. Same as homeslice or homeskillet.

Whassup homestump?
How's it goin' homestump?

by Scott in Holland February 29, 2008