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Heteronextual

A person who identifies themselves as "straight" (not bicurious or bisexual) who, when horney enough, will have sex with the NEXT willing person, male or female. "Heteronextuality" is a condition, usually temporary, when a "straight" or "hetero" person is driven to have sex with a person of the same sex due to a bout of extreme horniness and the willing nature of the person NEXT to them.
So what if I did suck his cock? That doesn't make make me any les straight than you. A heteronextual maybe but never bisexual!
by JimTimH. December 10, 2010
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Heteroflexual

The definition pertains to an individual that flexes on hoes and/or thots. These individuals flex on these so called hoes with their wealth, their drip or their enormous clout.
Mark: Why you always leaving bad bitches on read?
John(A heteroflexual) : I got too much ice on my fingers to text back.
Mark: Man that's heteroflexual as fuck!
by Paraswank February 22, 2019
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Hetermosexual

Gaining popularity as the new sexuality for some genderqueer/androgyne people. Hetermosexual is the attraction to the same sex for both genders. Since genderqueers define themselves as both genders; hetermosexual means the attraction is to the same sex no matter what gender.
If a genderqueer is biologically male, but is only attracted to other men; they would be hetermosexual. Meaning when they feel feminine; the attraction to men stays, and when they are masculine; the attraction to men stays. (It's the same for females as well, obviously)
by Evan N May 10, 2006
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hetrosexual

someone who is at least physically attracted to the opposite sex. Despite what some people not everyone is meant to be hetrosexual though most are. Often spelled heterosexual.
Since Kate is a hetrosexual she can enjoy fucking with mike.
by Dark212342 January 6, 2008
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Haterosexual

The polar opposite of pansexual. Haterosexuality is the complete raw hatred of every living person regardless of gender or sexual identity. Like asexuality but replaces the utter indifference towards sexual pursuits with total disdain in the activity and the consequences that it entails. When an individual does not identify as any other previous sexual orientation because she/he despises those labels because they do not accurately cover all possibilities, she/he is most likely a haterosexual.
When questioned about her sexual orientation, Susy said she did not have one but despised the idea of romantic pursuits. Therefore, Susy is a 'Haterosexual.'
by Kyle Bryce November 3, 2013
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haterosexual

n. one who derives sexual pleasure from anger; especially anger towards a specific group of people.
The Rev. Fred Phelps is one of the few brave haterosexuals to have come out of the closet.
by revengeful lobster May 15, 2006
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Heterosexuality

Is not real. Doesn't exist. Unnatural. Just a phase. Don't let the internet brainwash you into thinking you are one of them. It's commonly referred to a sort of unusual mutated species known as 'the heterosexuals'. They are known to breed and make tiny spawns of the devil, aka kids which is disgusting as hell. Anyone who is heterosexual must go to hell (God's words not mine). Heterosexuality is a threat to our society and therefore should cease to exist. #banheterosexuality2k20
Kim Seokjin: Ban the straightz!!!Criminalize heterosexuality!!!
by The Gay Sprite October 5, 2020
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