heating

The process of applying heat.

I am heating up my blanket. It will be very warm once I am finished.

by Mati April 13, 2005

heating hole

the heating hole is essentially the ear, but only the right ear, and most commonly an ear that has recently been infected with ear sickness

i have a small adolescent munching on pastries in my heating hole

by that scientific guy June 28, 2018

Helping a Settlement

verb
: Providing repetitive help to a struggling person or group of people with something for which they should be able to help themselves

derivation: in reference to the incessant and annoying requests for help defending weak settlements made by Preston Garvey in the video game Fallout 4

I gotta go, another settlement in HR needs my help resetting their password. I guess “8 characters, including at least one number” is pretty hard to decipher. You know, I work in IT, so helping a settlement is what I live for.

by WurdFerguson November 16, 2018

helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

over helping

When someone decides that helping you once isn't enough and continues, though you don't need it.

Mom : "I'm almost done!"
Son : "stop over helping!"

by TheBestMeme January 27, 2018

William hellinger

Used to describe a tiny stinky goblin that’s usually around 4’11 and lies about a lot of pointless things

“Wow your being such a William hellinger”
“Tigy stop being such a billy

by Jack boonga November 14, 2021

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010