Helmarization

To embellish a simple sentence or phrase to the point where it requires a thesaurus and dictionary to decipher.

Perpetrator: "I floated a query to engaged the necessary resources which could ostensibly handle the current issue presented to me as such."

Victim: "You asked for help with your problem?"

Perpetrator: "Yes."

Victim: "Wow, nice Helmarization!"

by Helmarization Victims January 21, 2011

Hedgar

A hot mother trucker who is the sexiest man alive and can kiss like nobody’s business and the best boyfriend ever

Damn look at that Hedgar

by The hot dude December 18, 2017

helga the god

helga is the most beautiful god frog! follow her instagram and make her famous!

omg did you follow @helga_cult on instagram? they are so amazing and cool. helga the god should be worshipped

by helga_cult November 3, 2021

Helga

A large White Russian woman. Helga is usually a baker, they are old, wrinkly and walk around in sandals. The name is usually assumed by random people when they see old Russian women. They have horrid name picking skills so their children end up with the names: Gorg, Zorgan, paneletski or yuchef.

I bet a month salary she's a Helga!

by Ferret squad April 9, 2017

Helbard

The ability to use incredible sincerity to aquire anything.

He knew he could get her to show the fresh fruit by being Helbard.

by Scott Peterson December 2, 2003

dirty hellard

an english teacher that gives way too much homework.

billy: wow, Ms. Smith is such a dirty hellard! she made us read 20 pages of the Scarlet Letter and we have to annotate as much as possible!

by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk February 26, 2008

Helga

She is loose. She has a small lady penis. She clam jams for her friends. However, she is a virgin and will be for a long time.

I was trying to get with this one girl, but then her ugly-ass friend, Helga, came and totally gave me a softie. Then she tried to fuck me.

by Bogren March 12, 2013