Teresa Heinz Kerry

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names

Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.

by nonoyawns January 19, 2005

heinz 57

A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to the skank, he forces her to hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.

Friend1: "Yo Travis, did you take Angie home last night and hit that shit raw?"

Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"

by Tyrone Kizzaps December 14, 2008

Teresa Heinz Kerry

A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".

Teresa Heinz Ketchup.

by TriBeCaDuDe January 22, 2005

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

Heinz Bauman

A handsome person that just wants to take your Virginity. If you see him, say Hello.

Heinz Bauman took Joel-Noahs Virginity.

by CrystalKnight March 4, 2024

Olivia Heinz

A lesbian that wants to go out with Katelyn. Like on a picnic. Like in a potentially fruity way. #fruitsbeforeveggies

Person one: "Yk Katelyn?"
Person two: "Yes omg she should totally go out with Olivia Heinz"

by piahwhah October 2, 2021