heartland homie

Giving a horse a blow job after spitting on his dick

Bro, I gave that horse the best heartland homie he’s ever had

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

Heartland Homie

Spitting on your horse’s penis then deep throating said penis after a nice ride in the shallow water

John: “hey Vin, i just saw some blond dude hawk tuah his horse and then give him a heartland homie”

Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting”

by Litchy D August 23, 2024

The Hartman Defense

The Hartman Defense is, in general, when a person simply proclaims they have no knowledge of anything at all, therefore could not be guilty of anything, ever. Defendant simply raises their voice and shouts "I don't know nothin'". It is brilliant in it's simplicity.

Attorney: Where were you on the night of July 22nd, 2013?

Defendant: I plead The Hartman Defense.

Attorney: Please elaborate.

Defendant: I don't know nothin'!

Judge: (pounds gavel) Case dismissed.

by BUBBS January 17, 2014

tom hartman

When you eat a guys ass and he farts and it comes out your nose

He Tom Hartman on me

by Muffffffaaaassssssaaaaa April 18, 2018

hannah hartman

A thick ass bitch who plays a dyke sport usually like flag football or softball. Hannah will make u laugh but she takes an overwhelming amount of thirst booty pics which can be distracting, along with her daily amount of dick necesarry to have a well balanced diet.

did you see that new girl? Yah bro she's a real Hannah Hartman.

by Hottest kid in all of florida November 22, 2017

Ava Hartman

a chicago teen with the biggest heart. has been through hell and back and still is gorgeous. she is always there for u and if she is in your life you are very lucky

kid 1: do you know ava hartman?
kid 2: of course! isn’t she the best!
kid 1: yeah i love her!

by fuck a school December 23, 2018

Dan hartman

Prolific singer songwriter and record producer popular in the 1980's. His most recognizable hit "I can dream about you" is featured in the 1984 movie"streets of fire" dan hartman passed away in 1994.way too soon!

I watched some videos of Dan Hartman the other day
Rest in peace bro!

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021