double heart attack

When a person having a heart attack causes another person to have a heart attack.

Imagine an old couple living together. The woman starts having a heart attack. The husband, when he sees that she's having a heart attack, the shock gives him a heart attack!

a double heart atttack!

When Mrs. Susan collapsed during playtime at the nursery, a double heart attack ensued.

by Suburbankid21 March 13, 2016

healthy heart attack

when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.

oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.

by obesiverse 2 February 27, 2017

Asian Heart Attack

The thought of over spending or over paying for something

When I found Ally Wong’s tickets were once on Groupon and I could’ve saved money on one of her shows I had an Asian heart attack.

My friend gave me an Asian heart attack when she told me she paid $3 for a mango that she could’ve bought at Patel Brothers for 50 cents!

by ravendeity04 October 19, 2020

heart attched

to have a heart for someone and no matter what they do to you it still is attached

my herat is attached to her

by tyler adam kirkpatrick March 24, 2005

Taser heart attack

Where when you are tased it makes you have a heart attack. It has been determined that being tased can make you have a heart attack no matter your age or state of health.

John had a taser heart attack.

by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010

heart attack

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.

Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.

by Balfdor December 13, 2006

Heart Attack

A hilarious occurrence in which a fat fuck's heart vessel gets clogged up by years of being fat.

After years of being warned to take care of his health, the fat, ugly obese man finally died of an agonizing heart attack. Good riddance, for he was a complete and total waste of space on the Earth.

by Kongamuse January 4, 2011