headband

some one that is obsessing, or riding someone, sweating them

"a yo, why are you being a headband"

by KeeKeeWhy April 8, 2010

HeadBoard Betty

A woman that is built for such extreme Bed Olympics that sex causes wall and room damage. You have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!

Sex slamming fun, crazy Headboard betty bitch and a headboard all make it work.

by Kurt Ahrens August 18, 2007

headbanding

The act of being high and the activities that follow

"Dude i was so headbanding it last night while writing that paper"

by JoeyCrac November 23, 2009

Headboard Concussion

1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.

1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.

2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.

by Anonymous58332 June 28, 2011

headband

A word used to tell someone that they've already told you this; a reference to how Jimi Hendrix would put acid in his headband before playing. Yes, we know. Everyone knows. So stop saying it again.

Person 1--"You know, I really hate when I get a hair stuck up under my eye. One time, I got a hair stuck under my eye..."

Person 2--"Headband..."

Person 1--"Oh. Sorry."

by strifegeek March 21, 2010

blitzkrieg headband

being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.

skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?

by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010

Number Zero Headband

The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.

Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"

Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"

by xVrael June 27, 2010