Stephen hawking's wheelchair

A weird plant pot in your primary school that looks like a wheelchair. You sat on it on the last day of primary school. It was named Stephen hawking's wheelchair and a great experience for people who wanted to pretend they were Stephen hawking.

Stephen hawking's wheelchair is a sacred place.

by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020

Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.

Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.

by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023

you're hacking

A 12 year old sqeaker's favorite saying for the "one time someone is better then him." more commonly used in 1v1's

12y/o squeaker: OMG YOU SHOT ME YOU'RE A HACKER!!!! OMG YOU MOVED YOU'RE A HACKER!!!!! YOU'RE HACKING!!

by kitloin February 27, 2019

he's hacking

Something a 12 year old kid playing fortnite says when he dies to a better player.

Timmy dies to his friend
Timmy: "he's hacking dude he literally aimbotted me through my builds!"
his friend: "bruh you suck thats why you died bot"

by masterkiddoedwdsa123 November 6, 2020

Sneaky Hawking

Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.

It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.

by C fizzle snaps Stugots January 23, 2007

Hastings Canter

The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.

Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.

by Roaaaar April 26, 2009

Haslingden

Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with nonces, drug dealers and drugies and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.

Jack "Haslingden is shit"
Mat "you're right"

by anonymous November 17, 2020