Hasselhoff

Someone riding a bicycle at night. (Nightrider)

I almost hit that Hasselhoff I didnt even see him.

by Mongoliod1534 October 3, 2008

Hasselhoffed

Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk

Dude, I was so hammered last night.

Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed

by DIF May 23, 2007

Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David.

The most envied man of the early 90's.

"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.

by Mayamay April 30, 2005

hankeltoni

An emotional state in which you are condemned to playing Madden for hours and hours on end, because you and your friends are incapable of getting any action from their fellow classmates. See Billy, Nick, and Matt

"Yo Drew, what'd you do over the weekend?"
"Eh not much, me and my friends pulled a hankeltoni."
"Get a life."
"Fuck my life"

by skank hankeltoni January 10, 2008

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

by tchatterly July 28, 2018

Hakell

A fabulous Gringa Brasileira!
Pretty much the best thing ever.

Wow! That girl is so awesome! Must be a Hakell!

by yowhatsupdawg April 22, 2011