hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

Oak Harbor Ohio

Full of hicks who fight about who’s truck is bigger or who can chew more dip. most girls are hoes and go around boy to boy just to use them for their cattle. also most guys care more about their cigs rather than getting a diploma and stick to farming. yeee haw

Did you see all those damn tractors in oak harbor ohio?

by kaydaddy January 3, 2019

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

Safety harbor middle

A school where teachers complain about you speed walking in a empty hallway, food tastes like shit, and grass is a higher priority then kids

Idk add me on discord Lj#2679 (safety harbor middle school)

by Safety harbor middle September 7, 2021

David Harbour

A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.

Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!

by goldengrey1776 December 19, 2021

Harfofen

Plural word of harfof.

There once was a area where suicides of harfofen stayed.

by TheTrueHarfof January 2, 2019

Keego Harbor

Coolest place to live ever right between West Bloomfield and Pontiac, People there are so chill and always playin basketball down at the schools, sometimes msitaken for hoodlums

Is that kid from Pontiac? Nah man he's from Keego.

Keego Harbor Where's That? Right between That Rich Place West Bloomfield and That Poor Place Pontiac

by Genaral Chaos March 2, 2011