whats hannen

1. they way people down south greet each other.

2. they way they say whats up or whats happening

Yo homeboy says whats up u reply with::

"Whats hannen"

by ESPN is My Life May 19, 2008

Chris Hansen

The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.

by napalmninja October 26, 2009

handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005

Evan Hansen

Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster

I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

No thanks

by HundredC September 28, 2020

lena handen

Means left hand. Can also be called 'Jill' for the name the left hand can spell out. A subtle way of talking about masturbation.

Person 1: "Got any plans for Valentine's Day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, me and Lena Handen are spending the night together."
Person1: "You really need a girlfriend, dude."

by Ilia03 February 12, 2014

Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him

"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"

by wacklers April 2, 2015

Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.

I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.

by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022