Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.

"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."

by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009

herosexual

Herosexual n (2009) 1. a human being, male or female, who approaches lovemaking with strength, passion, a sense of humor, lust, and most important - that their partner be satisfied intensely.

Michelle's glistening inner thighs, swollen labia, and the glazed look in her blue eyes told Mark all he needed to know. He had finally qualified for his Herosexual merit badge.

by Manlychin August 3, 2009

hammosexual

A hammosexual is someone who is aroused by glazed hams

Tommy, a hammosexual climaxed at the sight of Jenny's pineapple and bourbon glazed ham

by Suleyman The Magnificent NYC June 16, 2017

Thanosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Marvel Cinematic Universe villain Thanos

My thanosexual friend's biggest fantasy is to be fisted by the infinity gauntlet

by MeteorFalls297 June 14, 2018

hirosexual

The sexual preference of liking neither male or female.

Dumbass: Duuuude your such a hirosexual!
Kid Getting Picked on: Whats that?
Dumbass: Your such a dumbass! It means you don't like boys or girls!

by SacWithAK October 16, 2011

Hobosexual

The attraction to homeless people.
There's just something about that musty smell.

Firend: I have something to tekll you.
Other Friend: What?
Friend: I'm a hobosexual.
Other Friend: WTF is that?
Friend: Ya know that guy that lives under that overpass by the mall?....

by paramusic February 22, 2011

manosexual

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.

After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.

by rbrown601 February 8, 2009