Chris Hansen

The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.

If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.

He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.

Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.

Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.

by disc.inc. December 20, 2010

helly hansen

the pimpinest brand ever
fuckin expensive but not preppy.
sponsors some kickass snowboarders like Nico Droz

did u see baller ben rockin that helly hansen hoodie today... damn that kid is hella hot

by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005

whats hannenin

same meaning as whats happening? usually means wut is going on?

eyyyyyy cheaaaaaa whats hannenin? East side squad whats hannenin? Hey Faven, Whats Hannenin?

by be EZ July 30, 2008

Hanine

Such a good person and good at any video game they play they are funny and chill who likes jokes

Hanine is so funny

by NøLyîng November 5, 2019

hansenish

A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.

We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll

by Grumpalactic December 9, 2017

Hanzen

please no please

stop this Hanzen thing i beg of you

by Iamanidiotwith8eyes November 13, 2021

Hannen

A beautiful, outstandingly and smart girl who hides behind some sort of object (glasses e.g). She is trustworthy and loyal. There is no one in the world like her and that makes her speical. She comes in as a 'tomboy' but she has her moments when she wants to try that little bit of foundation. She is a queen and has the most perfect body. Better than any girl or boy could ever see. She has the perfect large, round bottom, lightly toned stomach, and average sized breasts with beautiful legs. She has beautiful eyes that tend to change colour ever so slightly. She likes to be different to everyone and to have a different view and opinion to people. She speaks her mind and can be very crazy. She is girl that contains many different talents and can do literally anything. A quick learner and a trustful lover. You will never ever meet a girl to love as much as her. She has respect for everyone and everything and a loving heart for people. She is a lustful lover and loves hugs and cuddles. She will never hide the truth and do her best to make people happy no matter what, even though it might hurt herself. She is one of a kind and there is no one better than her. A godess of beauty and love. The host of perfection.

When a man catches site of her 'damn, she's a stunner. She's pulling a hannen'

by iamwanted November 27, 2011