Sex Handles

Large enough hip bones for one to use as a steering wheel during sex.

Maggie has awesome sex handles.

by Videovamp February 23, 2008

Poon Handler

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.

Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?

by court day December 9, 2010

Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.

by Scott Boose April 17, 2008

Handler

The designated thrower in ultimate

the handler hucked the frisbee. Disappointed that the cutter couldn't get there in time, he yelled, "LAY OUT!!!"

by yeil June 2, 2008

Blowjob with handles

A Girl who is giving u a blowjob with pigtails in her hair and your grabbing onto them to get more leverage on her.

That bitch is a blowjob with handles.

by Zach April 9, 2004

Palmela Handerson

Rosie Palm's better looking sister.

I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.

by pfrees April 2, 2011

the love handler

A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.

I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.

by SirBlondie December 23, 2008