To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.
Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015
She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
Slang for an unexpected hand job, usually associated with initial disappointment followed by unexpected satisfaction.
by Miachel, Andy, Nader October 30, 2006
A girl or woman who while grinding on a guy on the dance floor, reaches around and puts her hand down his pants and proceeds to stroke his penis. i.e. a handjob while dancing
College is a great place to find A Handy Dancer, if you're in the mood to bust a move or bust a nut.
by TheGreatestEver1 December 26, 2011
Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.
by vasshole September 27, 2010
Handy jay is an euphemism for hand job. First came to my attention in the 14th American Dad episode of season 4.
Roger says: While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy, in exchange for an angry handy jay.
by mercurytoxic May 10, 2009
Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009