Asian Handbag

When a person pays a substantial amount of money for a prostitute only to find that she is actually a transvestite. This is in reference to purchasing an allegedly authentic handbag and discovering it is an Asian counterfeit.

When Curt went to Vegas on business he paid mad coin for an exotic hooker but wound up with an Asian Handbag.

by MisterDave June 25, 2009

handan

A farsi female name that means smile. She has a very strong character. You will rarely catch her crying. She is funny but she can have a messed up mind. She is very understanding even though she doesn't show it. If your not her friend and insult her watch out she can be very evil. If you like her she wont be able to break your heart but she is into bad boys

Girl: look at that new girl after everything that happened to her she isnt in tear

Girl2: wow she must be a handan

by Sexybeast321 June 20, 2014

handaling

The act of a creep or pervert on any form of public or private transportation who will occasionally look over a seat for a brief moment and quickly look back away. They "handal'er" will do this several times until you notice. The "handal'er" will have glasses and a dirty mexican stash.

God damn, this kid who's handaling is really pissing me off.

by Hanthony Andal November 11, 2011

handfarting

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.

His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Granny's Handbasket

An act during sexual copulation that involves the insertion of one's fist into the vaginal or anal pathway and moving the hand back and forth, as if swinging a hand-basket.

I had a great time with her last night; just me, her, and Granny's Handbasket.

by Nazztea May 14, 2011

Handpay

Paying for goods or services with a handjob.

Yo, you gettin a handpay for that?

by riped June 15, 2018

Handhala

Handhala is a very handsome men but very annoying he likes to annoy people every time but he is very attractive and normally tall. If you’ve got a Handhala keep him And stay by his side.

Handhala is also strong and has the goofiest smile going so he can make you laugh at your worst times.

by Nameeeemaker3000 January 4, 2019